If you don’t reblog this you go to Tumblr hell. Glen coco you go glen coco
someone write 200 words in spanish about Salvador Dali for me, I need to take a bath
farticle-deactivated20120725 asked: i'm gonna bake you a fucking cake and you'll love it so much you'll jump into my arms and say, "babe, fuck, i wanna marry you" and i'll be like, "HAAAAAILL NAWW" but I'll really say yes on the inside.
Anonymous asked: you're very amazing/ beautiful and i wish i could date somebody like you
crop-circle-jerk: noodlesonmyback: still the best photo in existence
Are you gonna be your own goddamn best friend?
gravitys-plan: Well we taught the fruit how to eat itself it was hanging out alone all on the shelf.
I’m about to watch the last episode of Breaking Bad on netflix, this is sad
uhh can I just take a year off from life?
Anonymous asked: where do ya live
Anonymous asked: 13. 14. 17.
souljaboymeetsworld: every morning, i look in the mirror and think “i am the zoolander…be the zoolander”